Looks like not everyone finds hot shirtless Mormon guys as sexy as we do: LDS officials have excommunicated "Men On A Mission" calendar creator Chad Hardy for his "'inappropriate' indiscretion" and for portraying his fellow Mormons in a way that is "not the image the church wants to have", even if we already said that we'd totally be paying more attention to those itinerant missionaries if they all looked like this. (Interestingly, none of the models who posed for the calendar were disciplined.) Not to worry, Chad—you can join our church any time you like. Just be sure to bring a few of those friends along with you, k? (postchronicle.com; more "Men On A Misssion" here)

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