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We don't traffic in much gossip at Fleshbot—we leave that to our colleagues to the east and west—but Page Six just informed us that the biggest celeb to show up for LA's launch of Taschen's "Big Penis Book" was dreamy A-list Hollywood director/producer and noted gay sex expert Brett Ratner, who purchased five copies. Which tells us one of three interesting things: (1) Brett is a size queen; (2) Chad Hunt doesn't bring out the crowds like he used to (though he probably does better than some people), and/or (3) the Post is making a subtle critique of Ratner's bearish heft or a subtle compliment on Ratner's hefty wang. Let the speculation and rumormongering begin! (NYPost.com)