Well hello, Alan Ritchson. We don’t know what you wanted to be when you grew up, but we’re glad that whole “American Idol” thing didn’t work out for you–otherwise, we wouldn’t have been treated to these bulgetastic shots of you modeling for N2N Bodywear. Trust us, Clay Aiken wishes he were this big. (Er, we mean famous. You know what we mean.) (dudetubeonline.com + n2nbodywear.com)

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  • Merkin

    Oh my lord! He looks like he’s smuggling potatoes.

    Apparently Aquaman manqué also did some work for International Jock.

  • will

    @Merkin: THANK YOU. That’s almost too much of a good thing. Almost.

  • GayhawkAZ

    He is so fucking hot…I thought he was pretty hunky when I saw him on AI and then Smallville but the hair and that hot ass of his…yummy…. ;)

  • Anonymous

    He is beautiful & wasn’t half bad as “Aquaman” the king of the seas on Smallville.-I’d get wet with him any day…Sign him Falcon.