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We wish we could get more excited about the fact that Mario Lopez has "bared" it "all" for People magazine ... but what do you know folks, we're totally not! Especially after NBC had to go ahead and raise our hopes by pixelating his crotchal region in a preview of the spread they ran earlier this week; considering the fact that People airbrushed every last vestige of pube into oblivion, we don't know why they bothered. (Oh, and? Burt Reynolds was like a thousand times hotter anyway.) (towleroad.com)