With the official release of the Spore Creature Creator this week in anticipation of the launch of the much-hyped Spore "massively single-player online game" in September, we have seen the future of video games ... and it's a bizarre-looking creature running around with a really big wang. Or maybe it's just a really big wang with feet. Or maybe a really big wang surrounded by a bunch of smaller wangs. Really, what else did you expect the future would look like? (Click on thumbnail for videos.)

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· Spore Penis Monster (via adamfrucci.tumblr.com - thanks Blakeley)

· Spore Penisman

· Spore Dick Creature

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