We're trying our best to get excited about the fact that someone named Mario Cazzo (aka "Phoenix" from Next Door Male) has been crowned Freshman of the Year, but (1) we'd never heard of him before this week, (2) he apparently just beat out Fleshbot Crush Object™ Kurt Wild for the honor, and (3) he's smoking on the cover, which is gross. Still ... uh, congrats Mario! We look forward to getting to know you and your nine inches better over the course of your reign. (gayporntimes.com + Myspace + nextdoormale.com; more [eventually] @ freshmen.com)

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