June 9, 2008 | 7 Comments

Meet Minion1: Sexual Hero Or Crazy Person?

2008_06_09_minion.jpgOver the weekend, the super-secret sex operative who goes by the handle Minion1 posted yet another thoroughly ballsy video of himself being very naughty in a bookstore on XTube. (We hear Arianna Huffington sometimes has that effect on people. Not us, you know, but “people”. Maybe we should give Amazon a rest and go back to IRL shopping for a while?)

Take a look after the jump and let us know: is he kinda awesome or just plain nuts?

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· “Some more bookstore jerk” (XTube; more @ Minion1′s profile)

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Previously: Wal-Mart Masturbator Cleans Up In Aisle 8

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  • Anonymous

    Oh My Gawd! I vote CRAZY PERSON! That’s CRAZY FUNNY!!

  • itinerant

    I vote crazy and really gross.
    First: I’m always the person who crosses paths with those weirdos and despite delusions of vigilantism I can never actually bring myself to smack them across the face (with a copy of America Unzipped, no less)- I always run far and fast from the freakshow.

    Second: Was that an ad for a fishing reel? Is that really all it takes these days?

  • will

    Nuts. And you can’t see them very well over his pot belly.

    I’ve seen really hot jerkoff adventurers on XTube. He ain’t one.

  • Merkin

    Nononononononononono! I usually have no problem with public sex or masturbation, but this is beyond the pale. Walking around and whacking off in the aisles of a Barnes and Noble, where I can guarantee you there was at least one child within 100 feet of this guy, is all kinds of wrong. Can’t he just take a Playgirl into the restroom like everyone else?

  • GayhawkAZ

    I’m sorry, but this is just sick and wrong and I don’t mean “sick and wrong” in my usual “sick and wrong (but it’s hot)”. This is actually somewhat offensive to me. If I caught this guy whacking off in a Barnes & Noble or a Borders (not like that chain’s going to be around much longer), I’d definitely have no trouble in calling him out (if you excuse the pun).

    It’s not sexy, it’s not hot, it’s some chubby guy trying to get his thrills in a fucking chain bookstore!

    (In other news, I did think it amusing that one of the titles in the Cultural Studies section was called “America Unzipped”. How ironic.)

  • frndlybnny

    So is this a “how-to” for getting on the sex offenders list? Cuz that’s where he’s going to end up when he gets caught.

  • Anonymous

    I’d like to see the Security Cam Director’s Cut of this.