By Jonnobot, 12:48 PM on Thu May 15 2008, 11,513 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Sure, you might think being flexible and hung enough to practically deep throat your own dick like Aussie wonder hot_potato85 here would be the best thing ever, but have you ever considered how lonely it must be to spend all those nights alone in your bedroom without anyone to so much as lick your balls every once in a while? (Wait, he can do that too? We just lost our last reason not to be jealous. Never mind.)

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