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Well hmm — if we had "One Night With Pierre Fitch" we'd try to score an early reservation at Momofuku Ko followed by a chamber music concert somewhere in the Village and a romantic midnight walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. But we suppose we'd settle for bending him over a bed like Turk Melrose and Trystian Sweet or letting him pound our ass like Mario Borfuk if we really had to. Any chance they could extend the offer to two nights maybe?

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