By Lux Alptraum, 10:30 AM on Thu May 8 2008, 5,699 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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It seems that every time a celebrity says the word "porn" a journalist somehow makes an article out of it. Confidential to Ashton: Just because Jenna made millions off porn doesn't mean you will too, though we're sure there's plenty of folks out there who'd still be willing to help you try. (abc15.com) (And just in case your love for Ashton comes in "loads," you can go here.)