March 31, 2008 | 15 Comments

Sweet And Tender Hooligans

2008_03_31_badboys.jpgOne’s a blue-eyed dreamboat from Virginia with an itchy trigger finger and lips to die for! The other’s a 22-year-old international arms dealer who looks like he’s got a lot more than a $10 million government contract in his pocket, if you catch our drift! And together … well, let’s just say that if someone wanted to make a movie about all the holding cell fantasies we’ve been having about these two over the weekend, we’re sure it would totally clean up at the AVN Awards next year. Somewhere up there, we think Genet is smiling. (Bonus points for anyone who can tell us in the comments who we should cast as the top!) (cnn.com)

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  • will

    The one with the gun is obviously the top. That was too easy. Where’s my prize?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know about that. CNN says he suffers from “extreme greed” — sounds like a powerbottom to me!

  • GayhawkAZ

    If Slade is innocent, I’m telling you, he’ll end up at either Randy Blue or Corbin Fisher. Maybe Mike Hancock. (Love the name, by the way. Totally porno.)

    And yeah, he’s definitely the top…but with some bottom curiosities….lol ;)

  • Jonnobot

    @,a href=”http://fleshbot.com/373762/sweet-and-tender-hooligans#c4952075″>will; They both have guns. Just sayin’!

  • will

    @Fleshbot: As far ss I can tell, at the time of their arrests the one had a gun IN HIS HAND, while the other kid had stockpiles of them ON PAPER. Rock beats paper, so to speak.

  • Anonymous

    Thank GOD I am not the only guy that thought…damn!!!! they are BOTH cute. :)

  • thelushie

    I don’t care how cute the guy on top is (eh), shooting at innocent people is not cool or sexy. I wouldn’t do him.

  • GayhawkAZ

    @thelushie: Good thing there are those of us with looser morals and eroted ethics, eh? ;)

  • GayhawkAZ

    Or “eroded ethics,” even…damned martinis….

  • narymary

    The dude in the bottom half of the photo has total DSL.

  • will

    @GathawkAZ: You sent me on a dictionary run before I saw your correction. . .I like the word “eroted” in this context.

  • will

    And that’s GayHawkAZ. And I’m not even drinking.

  • Richard

    There’s totally no way that the kid on top is named Slade Woodson. Really. Pinch me.

    Also: does anyone else find it weird that a guy named “Diveroli” expected his son to become “a nice Jewish doctor or lawyer”? Unless maybe it’s a typo and dad meant to say “married”.

  • GayhawkAZ

    @will: Always glad to entertain…. ;)

  • Charles_Barrett – Now with Variable-Valve Timing

    The lower mugshot of the arms dealer reminds me alot of a young Tony Danza… guess there’s no point in casting him in fantasy porn roles… wait, it IS fantasy after all. I figure Danza would be versatile… he does sing and dance, after all…!