By Jonnobot, 10:50 AM on Wed Mar 26 2008, 4,413 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

Copy this whole post to another site

Slurp cancel

select site advertising consumerist deadspin defamer fleshbot gay fleshbot gawker gizmodo idolator io9 jalopnik jezebel kotaku lifehacker valleywag artists gawkershop

There might be oral cumshots galore in the upcoming "Fleet Week", but Falcon wants you to know that they're not going bareback anytime soon ... even if some folks on the safer sex side of the industry claim that it's a "slippery slope" between oral cumshots and full-on condom-free fucking. Ha, they said slippery! (Yes, we know it's a serious topic. But still.) (previews @ falconstudios.com + commentary @ thesword.com)