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What's that you say? You're not planning on attending the 2008 Hookies in West Hollywood this weekend because no one asked you to go? Well here's your video invitation — complete with vocals by Shirley Freakin' Bassey, for crissakes. What more do you need? (Aside from something appropriately trashy-fabulous to wear, that is, but we can't help you with that.) (YouTube - thanks JC)