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The new 2008 Mr. Brazil was crowned this weekend; we're told you can see the winner and photos from Saturday night's pageant here, but we're kind of digging this whole fantasy we concocted involving contestant Ivo Cavalcanti, a dozen roses, and an impromptu sling we rigged up from his winner's sash. Don't spoil it for us just yet, k? (noticias.uol.com.br + guanabee.com + madeinbrazil.typepad.com)