Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rascal Behind Bars

2008_3_3_matk.jpgWe conclude our three-part study of the Rascal Video-branded Wide-Making Insertion Series with a pair of butt plugs known as The Inmate. The creators of Fleshbot’s “Uncomfortable Porn Stereotypes” tag will be pleased to know that the white one is bigger than the black one — though both look pretty goddamn uncomfortable (at first).

See more snaps after the gap.

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Having watched “Oz” for the pointers and Rita Moreno, we know that the twin cornerstones of our nation’s penal system are shivs and butt sex. So naming these plugs “The Inmate” is as sound a marketing decision as calling a vibrator “The Alexander Scriabin”.

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Measuring 8.25″ x 2.5″ and 7.25″ x 2″, the white (or “natural”) and black models, respectively, are great for warding off enemies or welcoming challenging new friends.

Why the lighter-colored one is known as “Natural” (as opposed to …?) is a subject for Fleshbot’s Big Book of Racial Sexuality.

· Buy The Rascal Inmate (channel1releasing.com)
· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: (Beware The) Rascal Links XL Butt Plug, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rascal Doubleteamer

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  • Conrad

    So it’s the size of a Totoro? That’s fucking gigantic.

  • CloudCarrier

    I have a feeling sweet Totoro wouldn’t sting as badly, either. The CatBus, well, that’s another story altogether.

  • Conrad

    @CloudCarrier: Though the catbus seems like it would make for an appropriately intentioned sex toy, of malicious intent.

  • thelushie

    It’s called “The Inmate”. Geez….