By Jonnobot, 10:03 AM on Fri Feb 29 2008, 1,160 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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As a certain percentage of Fleshbot's senior editorial staff happens to be of Italian extraction, we take umbrage with an Italiian high court's decision to ban public crotch-rubbing. Surely these people know better than anyone that adjusting your junk in front of other people is a time honored means of expression and not, like, intended to creep anyone out around you who happens to be watching? (Besides, they shouldn't be staring at your crotch anyway. Perverts.) (sex-and-blogs.com)