By Dashiell Bennett, 9:53 AM on Mon Feb 25 2008, 4,279 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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It's a sad fact of life that when a couple has been together for a long time, things start to get a little, uh ... familiar. That doesn't mean the relationship is doomed, but sometimes you just need an extra kick to get things going in the bedroom. So why not combine the two things guaranteed to get any party jumping—candy and funny looking hats! Add one of these babies to your favorite phallic friend and you'll never go horny ... er, hungry ... again!

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