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If he weren't so gosh darned cute, we'd be totally jealous about the fact that recently whelped porn pup Derek Rivero (1) has an eight and a half inch dick and (2) counts Fleshbot crush object Zack Randall as both his business partner and his fiancé. OK, so maybe we're a little jealous. (interview @ chroniclesofpornia.blogspot.com; more @ myspace.com/derekrivero and myspace.com/RandallRivero)