Never ones to let a red hot marketing opportunity go to waste, the bad boys at Dark Alley Media respond to this week’s Folsom Street Fair poster brouhaha with a little East Coast erotic blasphemy of their own. The upcoming “Passio” is described as director Matthias von Fistenberg’s take on “the Greatest Story Ever Told” … and if those Concerned Women of America got their panties in a bunch about restaging the Last Supper as a fetish banquet, we can’t even imagine what they’re going to say about this:
“Passio tells a number of tales from and about the life of Jesus Christ, played by heavenly Dark Alley exclusive Danny Fox. In the climactic scene, Jesus sits down to the famous meal with his various acolytes, and before long breaking bread has become swallowing meat and pounding beef. Soon we get to see what happened once Leonardo put down the paintbrush and picked up the lube bottle.”
Sure, as a means of pushing certain people’s buttons it’s practically as easy as shooting (loaves and) fishes in a barrel … but give the difficulty we’ve had in the past of finding any sort of hot Jesus porn out there, this particular Second Coming couldn’t have, uh, come at a better time.