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You'd think there'd be tons of gay pirate porn out there with which to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day, but it's proving more difficult to find than Davy Jones' Locker—unless you count sites like this one, which you shouldn't. Could it be that all those tales of sodomy on the high seas we've heard about aren't true after all? (buttholepirates.prideaccess.com + Amazon)