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Dreamy soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is the subject of a new photo collection, which we're told (alas) will be "not(h)ing like Madonna's Sex book". Unless you're into photos of hot soccer players jumping around in tight boxer briefs and closeups of their feet, in which case it promises to be even better than Madonna's "Sex" book. (ohlalaparis.com)