Whenever a mainstream movie reaches a certain hype level, the pornified version will be quick to follow ... or at least sooner or later, as is the case with Falcon's latest boys-behaving-badly romp "Hustle & Cruise." We assume the title is meant to evoke a certain 2005 Academy Award-nominated film, though this version lacks both Terrance Howard and an Oscar-winning theme song. (Though come to think of it, "It's Hard Out There For A Pimp" might've made a pretty good name for a porn movie too. And heavy hung newbie Albert Long definitely deserves his own award for working the streets himself.)

· Falcon's "Hustle & Cruise" (scene synopsis, ordering info and trailer @ falconentertainment.com)

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