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Now that their lifetime exclusive has begin finding creative ways to fulfill his contractual obligations, what can Falcon do to keep their studio star system fresh and exciting? Why, by signing real-life partners Aden and Jordan Jaric as "joint exclusive models", whatever that means. The big question: Will Aden and Jordan remain "committed and monogamous" on the small screen? We're told the couple will work together but will remain "open to being joined by other models." To be continued ... (gayvn.com)