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· Like Jonah Hill's character in this outtake from "Knocked Up", we too want to see Jake Gyllenhaal on all fours getting his salad tossed by Heath Ledger. Really, who doesn't? (YouTube - thanks Jacque)

· Remember that time you picked up that hot sailor during Fleet Week and fucked him in a Times Square nightclub? Neither do we, but we're glad at least someone did. (Gawker)

· New York isn't the only town full of hot sailors this week: oh, to be a greased up pole at the US Naval Academy in Annapolis. We can dream, can't we? (towleroad.com; lots more @ allrand.com)

· We knew that "Ocean's 13"'s Scott Caan was hot, but it's nice being reminded that he's this hot. Who cares about those other twelve anyway? (queer2cents.blogspot.com)

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