By Rod McCollum, 11:00 AM on Wed Mar 28 2007, 12,155 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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We're determined that our cubemates on the boobiecentric side of the good ship Fleshbot will not corner the market on morning wood. So let's start today's posts with our own version, shall we? Dreamboat footballer Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted this week on a hotel balcony wearing nothing but a pair of Emporio Armani boxer briefs—and by the looks of things, he's pretty excited to the greet the morning. If only we had as much to look forward to when we get up every day besides ... er, sitting around in our underwear until "Oprah" is over..-RM

· "Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off On The Balcony (celebrity-mania.blogspot.com, via ohlalaparis.com)

Previously: Terrence Howard's Hot Speedo "Pride", Dolce & Gabbana's New Bulges, Battle Of The Bulge(s), Catching Up With Bruno('s Bulge)