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Is it the Morgan Spurlock-like handlebar moustache, or the rest of Steve Cruz in all his fuzzy naked glory in the February issue of Unzipped that raises the bar on what hirsute hotness can (and should) be? Fresh off his sizzling performance in Raging Stallion's "Lords of The Jungle", Cruz can be found bearing it all (sorry, sometimes it's just so easy) in the pages of this month's magazine. As the editors note, "Rebel, nice guy, thoughtful artist, and 'a horny fuck with few inhibitions,' sizzling Steve Cruz makes all the contradictions work." Now, we're not quite sure why all those "contradictions" wouldn't work but just in case they don't, we'll have another opportunity to assess the paradigm-ness of it all later this month when Steve's newest fuckapalooza "When Bears Attack" is released. Stephen Colbert: you're on notice. -VH

· Steve Cruz (official site @ stevecruzxxx.com)
· "Jungle Fever" @ Unzipped (unzipped.net)

Previously: Chris Ward's "Lords of The Jungle"