Like you, we believe that gays are supernatural. Perusing a volume of forgotten lore, we were struck to learn that orbs, little splotches of light, are the spirit world's way of letting mortals know that those who were once like us have passed to the other realm. Here, orbs flit and caper about these gentlemen in various scenes from HIS DVD's "Meaty Treats" that are represented on its box cover.

"It's all right, Gays," the orbs seem to be saying. "Relax; don't do it!"

Gays, as you well know, are also fond of pets, hence the reason for naming this movie after dog food. - GP

· HIS DVD: "Meaty Treats" (vcapictures.com)

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