Friday is December 22, which is also the winter solstice, which is also apparently a perfect time for a Global Orgasm. The idea behind this grassroots event is "to effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronized Global Orgasm." The ultimate aim is world peace, of course, and the organizers claim they have the science to back up their theory that if everyone just spent the day concentrating on one thing—getting their rocks off—we could change the world. We don't how "scientific" that science is, but what the hell? It's worth a shot, right? You were probably going have an orgasm tomorrow anyway; at least now you have a good excuse (and a pretty sweet pickup line, too.)

· Global Orgasm - December 22nd, 2006 (globalorgasm.org)
· Thumbnails via Beautiful Agony

Previously: Happy Masturbation Month!, Super Sunday Masturbate for Peace

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