Let's say you're a Kentucky boy—a handsome father, model, personal trainer, and all-around stud—and you posed for "Playgirl". Then, let's say, the editors called you back and wanted you to return as their man of the year. How do you respond? Like a good Baptist, model Kevin Talley (aka Kevin Michaels) asks: "What would Jesus do?" Apparently, the "Playgirl" April 2005 centerfold forgot about Jesus when he first dropped trou: since his re-conversion, he's taken down his site KevinTrainer.com and is no longer making appearances. The editors say they're disappointed, but we have a feeling that the fans are the ones that are really feeling left out. -RM

A Playgirl No-Show (text and photos @ courier-journal.com via Jossip)

Kevin Michaels - Playgirl April 2005 (photos @ blackdogue.porkyhost.com - thanks Chris)

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