An alert fan at Famous Males posted some photos of Manchester United's Alan Smith taken at a recent practice, and we can't help but notice the forward poke in the forward's shorts: maybe it's the Viagra-flavored Aquafina that he's drinking, maybe it's "no-jock day" on the field ... or maybe Alan is just happy to see Rio Ferdinand standing next to him. We sure as heck would be.- RM

"Alan Smith bulging in training" (fmforums.co.uk)

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